Things you can do in ONE hour!

After being thrown up on...
You can put your child in the tub
Then you can get him out after he poops in the tub
Then you can scrub the tub and throw out the tub toys
While he pees on the floor
You can start three loads of laundry
You can yell at one child 4-5 times after he doesn't get the concept that you are a little too busy to get his fruit snack
You can put child number one back in the tub
You can threaten the other child with a one way trip to China if he doesn't lose the attitude (which he is directly copying from you...)
You can take a shower after child number one gets out of the tub...(yes, you've been doing all the other tasks while drenched in puke)
You can hang up on your husband when he doesn't quite understand why you sound grumpy on the phone
You can put a diaper on child number one (you forgot until after you got a shower...thankfully, he didn't....he doesn't seem to need to get rid of any more bodily fluids this hour)...
All while starting dinner
And overseeing homeschool activity
and this is why I hate the hour of 4 to 5pm.............
Its funnier now that its almost 9....and I drugged them with benadryl... I love benadryl...